Twat of the weekNo. 03Week of 29 Oct 2026
This week’s winner needed justNine words.
Cindy Hyde-Smith US Senator (R-Miss.) · Trump rally for her re-election, Corinth, Miss.
The president handed his host the microphone at the end of the night. She asked the room one rhetorical question about him, shook his hand and was gone. He called it a record. We call it the most efficient sentence of the midterms, and the least informative.
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Subject: why Mississippi should re-elect her.
Venue: Corinth, Mississippi. Monday 26 Oct 2026.
Venue: Corinth, Mississippi. Monday 26 Oct 2026.
Exhibit A
Verbatim, as reported
Verbatim, as reported
“Is this not the best president in our lifetime?”
“that was one of the best I’ve ever — Cindy, that was good,”
Source: WAPT, 27 Oct 2026. Excerpted; full quote in the receipts. Rally context: HuffPost.
Twat-o-Meter official reading
6/10
Verdict: Opening act for the opening actMild waffleWord saladBuzzword bingoFull TED talkPeak twat
By the numbers
- Words in the speech9
- Of those, about the senator0
- Trump visits to Mississippi for her, per WAPT4
- Days until Election Day8
Why she won
Handed the microphone at her own re-election rally, a week before the vote, she used it to ask whether someone else was great. A rhetorical question, posed to the one room guaranteed to say yes.
Then she left. The president, who had just spoken at length, reviewed it on the spot: “one of the best I’ve ever.” High praise from the only critic she needed.
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